Helga The Inconsiderate

 

Name:  Helga the Inconsiderate
Zodiac sign:  Taurus
Height:  5' 4"
Weight:  125 give or take a few lebkuchen, brötchen und schokolade bon-bons.
Favorite Drink:  Bier!
Favorite Color:  braun
Favorite Era:  the one with corsets..​